It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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