There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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