So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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