im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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