Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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