I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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