My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize