For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have aggressive nipples.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He has the fingertips of a God
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