i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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