Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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