haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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