i don't like sucking hair
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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