Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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