Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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