During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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