My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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