I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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