rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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