Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought