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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(319): View more from Iowa

In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.

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(647): View more from Ontario

if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.

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(904): View more from Florida

I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.

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(562): View more from California

I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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(406): View more from Montana

1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought

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