yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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