i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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