We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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