I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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