Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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