Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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