So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?