You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.