32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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