It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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