Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
