You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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