Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
