What should our trivia night team be named?
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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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