I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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