Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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