we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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