I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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