we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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