This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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