In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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