Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
