Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
