You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
