How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
