Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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