If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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