She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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