Acid is not a monday night drug
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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