i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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