she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we're making bets on your personal life
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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