You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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