Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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