it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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