yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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