I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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