I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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