So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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